Chinese competition promise to do the call on national and provisions for the Nobel Prize - I saw the world - focus ...

 About the Nobel Prize, I would like to lead one of Mr. Lu Xun, I hope for some common than expected,, that did not matter after all, as expected, but often just as the material together. This time is no exception, once again up to just as expected, our economics, physics, chemistry, medicine, literature, short, and again we are fully insulated with all the awards. Barbara is the gas to kill me ah! our chickens fart ranked fourth in the world a quarter of the population of the world, with five thousand years of civilization, a great country, since the Nobel Prize was founded to now, there's no one person winning at home, this is simply an insult to our nation, t can be tolerated, not Aunt Ren is also! face of these circumstances, every one of us Chinese people are, with great feelings of anger, this feeling is hard to swallow! long and missed the Nobel Prize, is not the actual level that we can not. On the contrary shows that it is our level too high, too high and cold it! so aroused the envy of the world. In fact, China had in the 50's, 60's should include all of the Nobel Prize, in every field we have created that even gods are not out to create great results. such as we make iron and steel, our indigenous steel, that is how a creative research project ah! ask all times, with which country, which have a dynasty, there was the introduction of the steel-making family, at home to steel-making blast furnace built this great idea? Our acre of land can produce a few kg, dozens or even hundreds of jin jin, not to mention other , just the idea, such a reference, I think they should win the Nobel Prize. think about it, ancient and modern, which have had an agricultural scientist, dare to make an acre of real estate made dozens of kg of food, great concept it? and we the . in that fiery red age, people in our first produced numerous popular poetry, the masses, full of passion for writing poetry unprecedented, the export Chengzhang, seven-step into the poetry, the emergence of a large number of unprecedented, without equal in the large poet. Originally they said it all should get a Nobel Prize, but the US-led West, the Heart of death I die, wearing glasses porn Man, so many years we have suffered discrimination and injustice treatment. But despite the death of my heart die imperialism, despite the anti-God repair the problem has always been in the Nobel Prize card our necks, but the Chinese people, is an indomitable people, we can not obscene wealth, and rank can not be moved, mighty can bend. so the question of the Nobel Prize win, we will never give up, we have to fall again to fight against repair field and Dili, until we finally get the Nobel Prize so far. In order to ensure that this struggle for Nobel Prize great victory, we decided to National Mobilization, up and down action, to fight a referendum for the Nobel Prize people's war. Our strength is socialism, we can concentrate superior forces at once. has the advantage that we need to worry that can not get the Nobel Prize? the past, we rely on it alone, not shown advantages. Now we unite people across the country, as the great leader Chairman Mao has taught us, the whole nation united as one, who the world can match ? this end, we publish the following special call to all citizens, and notices about our intentions and decisions - first, the first team in the township above, create a new agency, called the forth. To avoid the phenomenon of corruption and running after buying incidence, simply across the board, decided this post as a wife by the local chiefs. This not only can avoid corruption, as well as to facilitate communication and support facilities for local leaders. For example, promise to do what is difficult to fight, go home at night and her husband, said it many problems to solve on the pillow. hope all over the organization and supervision departments should strictly avoid mistaken identity, or the overwhelming phenomenon, we must verify the identity assurance is the local number one's first wife, before we can fill that position. Second, the decision of the National People call and a dollar donation per person per month. Comrades, fellow patriots, took out a dollar per person per month, which is concerned for everyone , it is insignificant, drop in the bucket, but the country depend on it every month to be raised to 13 billion yuan, together with the Nobel Prize lottery issue, assessed to large enterprises and other measures to fight promise to do, to strive to be more sufficient funds, we are not prepared to state to a penny! Comrades, take out your money, do you need to know though is a dollar, but you did win the Nobel Prize for national cause, a contribution to their power, this is how the thing should be proud, this is a golden happy occasion ah! Third, foreigners have the Nobel Prize, are basically alone. Since we do not fight man advantage, and that we do not weave their own way? Our paths which is, to dozens or even hundreds of people gathered up the strength. saying goes, break a chopstick easily officer, said good Tiger aircraft, but a pack of wolves. I do not believe that we few ten, or even hundreds of power to one or two people but they made the power! Of course, we also know that the Nobel Prize was originally awarded to individuals only, it seems, and there is no collective Nobel Prize this project. but we also not a fool, really winning, we can not promise to participate in contention behind the scene of the characters are sent to accept the award, at most, one or two leaders also sent to the bonus points out another thing. We want good , led to the leadership when they do not own real name, we decided to give these people from several aliases, for example, a can be called (hope the Nobel Prize). You see, we think it is actually quite well? Fourth, determine the key project. According to our full feasibility studies, in-depth investigation, the preliminary view that the following major areas are most likely to win a Nobel Prize and decide its major support - one on Valentine's with the management team of MBA. mention of the study called people excited. This is such a creative and innovative ah! This is typical of the foreign advanced management concept, the introduction of to the concrete practice of China, a practice. How can those who dare to marry at all times or even several dozens of his wife or lover of people, which one of you had to manage with the MBA to create it this Valentine's? such great creation, but also not the Nobel Prize, is it heaven tolerate?, of course, this study is not perfect, so we decided to invest a lot of money, the depth of the research-oriented and, ultimately, aspirations to the next year's Nobel Prize We are full of expectation and confidence. The second is the Zhao Lihua poetry reading poetry with the naked men. This is the most hopeful won the Nobel Prize in Literature. literature is broke to pay attention, pay attention to innovation, pay attention to reverse thinking . In the past many people write articles to write poetry, all written strongly to the good side, we all go to good efforts, inevitably stereotyped, it's hard out their own style. Zhao Lihua poetry, a rare challenge is, Zhao is strongly at worst write to you one look and vomiting, to see could not eat even the toilets are not on the degree to write, how ancient and modern, which scholars had had this courage? key is to not afford to lose man! Zhao Lihua poetry, combined with the courage to recite poetry stripped of men, to the effect of the combination of a hash, and, how can you say no prize yet? I even think that my thoughts are with the value of a promise Nobel Peace Prize! Third, in medicine, a hospital in Shenzhen, said that nurses have to wear helmets at work, I think it will at least have an idea of the Nobel Prize. think about it, the beautiful Xishengxiqi angels in white, all were wearing helmets in the hospital, appeared in front of patients, this scenario, should also not be regarded as   thing? a lot of people make irresponsible remarks on this fact, so do not know, in fact, called performance art, is the latest in a category of art to hospitals, nurses, and performance art together, who say that this is not a great idea too!, of course, the field may be winning too much, I am afraid I do not list them here, we can also Well to add more! Finally, I want to add that our a wealthy, dismantling networks to tackle problems around the world, beautiful sugar-coated bullets, can all spend, do not believe that judges do not bite!, of course, we will not forget the propaganda to the world the great achievements we have made to promote our research results. Our slogan is: let us go the Nobel, so that the Nobel to us!